Kids are A**holes

Disclaimer; this blog is for humorous purposes only and should not be takien literally, so if you do or are offended by it you should probably just go ahead and kill yourself.

Children by their very nature are basically selfish little pricks.They have no concept of courtesy or selflessness.Think of all the time you are on the phone or making dinner or cleaning up after their messy little asses and they come in and start hounding you for something they are most likely extremely capable of doing themselves. Not only that but then they have the nerve to get offended when you don't jump right up and get it for them,and, since they seemingly have no concept of time the phrase " give me a minute" means nothing because ten fuckin seconds later they are right back up your ass. Age doesn't seem to play a huge factor either it just changes the way in which they are assholes. In fact I think the older they get the less tolerable it becomes. Imagine if one of your adult friends came up to you while you were in the middle of a conversation and started asking " hay can I have a drink, hey can I have a drink, Hey can I have drink?" You would punch them in their stupid face. Well that what kids are,basically the worst roomates ever. They are messy, rude, dont pay for shit, and have nothing interesting to say,ever. Guess what I dont give a shit what level your on in your stupid game and no I dont want to play checkers or sorry or any other board game with you, Why? Because you always want to change the damn rules and I have to let you win so you dont get your feelings hurt you little retard. Actually I take that back I do want to play a game, It's called Shut the fuck up for ten minutes and leave me the hell alone. Now my kids are 11,9, and 5 which means I have a minimum of 7 and up to probably 15 yrs before they start moving out and have all left the house. That means 15 more years of whiny ass, unappreciative,smart alic, bullshit. And to be completely honest its going by way too fast.