Kids are A**holes

Disclaimer; this blog is for humorous purposes only and should not be takien literally, so if you do or are offended by it you should probably just go ahead and kill yourself.

Children by their very nature are basically selfish little pricks.They have no concept of courtesy or selflessness.Think of all the time you are on the phone or making dinner or cleaning up after their messy little asses and they come in and start hounding you for something they are most likely extremely capable of doing themselves. Not only that but then they have the nerve to get offended when you don't jump right up and get it for them,and, since they seemingly have no concept of time the phrase " give me a minute" means nothing because ten fuckin seconds later they are right back up your ass. Age doesn't seem to play a huge factor either it just changes the way in which they are assholes. In fact I think the older they get the less tolerable it becomes. Imagine if one of your adult friends came up to you while you were in the middle of a conversation and started asking " hay can I have a drink, hey can I have a drink, Hey can I have drink?" You would punch them in their stupid face. Well that what kids are,basically the worst roomates ever. They are messy, rude, dont pay for shit, and have nothing interesting to say,ever. Guess what I dont give a shit what level your on in your stupid game and no I dont want to play checkers or sorry or any other board game with you, Why? Because you always want to change the damn rules and I have to let you win so you dont get your feelings hurt you little retard. Actually I take that back I do want to play a game, It's called Shut the fuck up for ten minutes and leave me the hell alone. Now my kids are 11,9, and 5 which means I have a minimum of 7 and up to probably 15 yrs before they start moving out and have all left the house. That means 15 more years of whiny ass, unappreciative,smart alic, bullshit. And to be completely honest its going by way too fast.

Is it even real?

So I saw on the news last night that Obama is projected to raise One Billion Dollars for his re-election campaign, One Fucking Billion dollars! My first thought was I must be living in the god damned matrix. In this time of no jobs, record debt,and all around utter misery. I suppose it makes sense, American idol got something like sixty million votes last week, we are all sheep, being herded along and brain washed by a barrage of distraction and lethargy. Where is the outrage people? How do we sit by and just allow this shit to continue? Gas is $4.00 a gallon, if you apply for a job now you have to fill out a form declaring wether or not you get public assistance or food stamps because the companies get a tax break if you do and they hire you. I can't help but look around and wonder if I'm really in some twisted dream that I just cant seem to wake up from. I don't know what the answer is, But we have all got to start asking the question Is this even real?